Total Medals Earned: 107 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,090 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/90 points)
Egg
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/250 points)
Beat the tutorial, or skip it. I don't care.
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Defeat Farmer Figg
Go out of bounds
Push an egg down the exit
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Scored over 100.
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/165 points)
Find the purple egg
Find the clasic purple egg
Find the alien purple egg
Find the angry purple egg
Find the ahegao purple egg
Find the boyfriend purple egg
Find the Chapo purple egg
Find the flushed purple egg
Find the Creeper purple egg
Find the furry purple egg
Find the joy purple egg
Find the madness purple egg
Find the nerd purple egg
Find the omni-man purple egg
Find the pacman purple egg
Find the Mr Potato purple egg
Find the roblox purple egg
Find the megasad purple egg
Find the SlickRamest purple egg
Find the steve purple egg
Find the table purple egg
Find the crewmate purple egg
Find the women purple egg
Find the XD purple egg
Find the stepf0rd purple egg
Find the synj purple egg
Find the think purple egg
Find the mark purple egg
Find the uwu purple egg
Find the hank purple egg
Find the b purple egg
Find the pico purple egg
Medals Earned: 25/69 (150/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 11/21 (65/370 points)
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 11/24 (125/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf